Hair Dryers! The hotel where we are staying for the convention graciously provides hair dryers in the rooms. This particular device must have been purchased at a discount from a shrink-wrap company, because it has only one heat setting: melt your face. You have a selection off an speeds, however.
The other feature is that you must hold down the ON button with a death grip for the fan to function at all. I'm sure this is an ernegy-saving feature, but now both of my hands are cramped into claws, giving me a demented crone (or Skexxis) appearance.